Sunday, May 25, 2008

My Sunday "Off"

Since we can talk about anything, I'd like to vent about my day today.
It is supposed to be my day "off" from being a wife and mother (yeah, right). My husband assured me I'd get to sleep in, relax, and just have a lazy day.

It is 3:30PM now. My husband's idea of letting me sleep in consisted of him waking me up to find things, and then when he couldn't find them, I ended up just getting up and getting them. I go back to bed, and wake up a short time later to a loud noise.

My 2 year old was in the kitchen and had knocked over the broom, dumped a pound of sugar in the floor, and pulled open the refrigerator. I have yet to clean up the sugar, because my 3 month old woke up and needed to be fed. I'm sitting here, feeding him and typing with one hand.

My list of things to do today just keeps getting longer. There is laundry, dishes to be washed, floors to be swept and vaccumed and more general house cleaning. The grass needs to be mowed.

Where is my husband, you ask? He is asleep in our son's bed. I am plotting his next day "off" now. There will be justice!

Lauren

3 comments:

DC said...

That is both funny and sad.

AlfredB said...

You sound like my wife.

Gabreyl R said...

Uh oh, I suggest not planning his vacation! LOL